Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I lost the right to judge tonight
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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