this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
