You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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