Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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