Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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