"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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