How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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