so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
FUCK WHALES
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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