Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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