Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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