So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement