Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?