all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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