Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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