8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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