we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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