fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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