I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
