she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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