you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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