I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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