He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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