Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
where are you?
Hypothermia
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
