But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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