Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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