WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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