Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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