tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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I don't deserve a penis
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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