Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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