its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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