I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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