I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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