How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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