sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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