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Wipe that smile off your face.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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