I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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