drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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