So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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