You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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