Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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