OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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