Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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