My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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