were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I am mentally ready for anal.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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