I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
And my parents said I crawled through the house
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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