I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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