Whod you bang
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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