love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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