Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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