so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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