So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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