I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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