I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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