Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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