i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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