I like to think it a success when the cops are called
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize